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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 March 1994 (20 years)
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Today, my dad confessed that the only reason I'm alive today is because he couldn't afford to pay for an abortion. He couldn't afford it because he'd splashed out on brand new furniture at IKEA shortly before discovering my mom was pregnant. FML

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151 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by Savannah - United States (Alaska)

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML

#17333376
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31403) - you deserved it (8476)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by OhDeary (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. His sister and I filled the air vents in his car with confetti so when he starts the car, it would blow all over him. In the process we lost the keys. The keys cost $200 to replace. Happy Birthday! FML

#17329385
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9971) - you deserved it (32232)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:44am - misc - by americanbln - United States

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML

#17324458
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31414) - you deserved it (13555)

On 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

#17316735
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26289) - you deserved it (2932)

On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was really excited because the girl I'd liked since freshman year asked me out. She came to my house and my mom decided to show her baby pictures of me with tampons up my nose because I'd had a nose bleed. Even worse, there was one picture of me when I was 15 doing the same thing. FML

#17307375
183 comments

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On 07/30/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by tamponface (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML

#17302566
276 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
190 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML

#17297166
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40153) - you deserved it (2713)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by xxxkkxxx - Hong Kong

Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML

#17297056
326 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

#17292941
176 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, at a campfire, I whipped out my guitar to serenade this girl I like with a Nick Drake song. When I was done, she said it was nice, but that my singing voice sounds a bit like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. A couple of people nearby burst out laughing in agreement. FML

#17290370
96 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by Branski - United States

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

#17285530
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32317) - you deserved it (6588)

On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

#17250401
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31333) - you deserved it (8033)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

#17246888
168 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm - love - by ugly (man) - United States (Florida)



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