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Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 9:55pm - misc - by Starving Ultimatum (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)
Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States
Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML
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Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon'. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 4:33am - health - by SoupCanoe - United Kingdom (Hampshire)
Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML
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On 08/27/2011 at 6:59pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)
Today, while waiting for a doctors appointment, my husband started playing angry birds. Continually losing the game ended up raising his blood pressure to the point where he now has to have his medication changed. The new medication is $100 copay. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 8:20pm - health - by Username - United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML
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On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States
Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML
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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)
Today, after 18 years of struggling to provide my daughter with the finest educational opportunities I could afford, I dropped her off to start school at the best public university in the U.S. So far the only thing she's learned is what weed smells like. FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 5:55pm - kids - by BerzerkelyBongBabe (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while going around trying to find a job, a manager came up to ask me, "Are you looking to work here?" I nodded happily, hoping this would be the end of my search. She looked me up and down, saw I had a jacket on to hide my tattoos and said, "Sorry, I can't hire heroin addicts." FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Protectress (woman) - United States (Texas)
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