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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 March 1994 (21 years)
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Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43414) - you deserved it (29634)

On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML

#17686086
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27906) - you deserved it (6880)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:23am - health - by pottie69 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML

#17685680
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30506) - you deserved it (9700)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML

#17681752
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23443) - you deserved it (1987)

On 09/06/2011 at 5:33pm - misc - by aroman2312 - United States

Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML

#17679754
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31215) - you deserved it (12534)

On 09/06/2011 at 11:11am - love - by emopoe - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML

#17670643
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39872) - you deserved it (5690)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by jellyybean - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML

#17670632
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30727) - you deserved it (9900)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

#17666764
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31978) - you deserved it (14766)

On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

#17658485
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34811) - you deserved it (3711)

On 09/04/2011 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

#17657818
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38599) - you deserved it (7686)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:16am - misc - by Pizza-less - United States (Washington)

Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML

#17652059
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32167) - you deserved it (3351)

On 09/03/2011 at 10:36am - kids - by abby181 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML

#17649868
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12051) - you deserved it (51035)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by only1bigdogme - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

#17649576
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39561) - you deserved it (3716)

On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - love - by CHStennis_4 - United States (Utah)

Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone but me has someone to go with. My best friend has her boyfriend, my brother has a date, and I have my hamster. FML

#17648334
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28827) - you deserved it (6675)

On 09/02/2011 at 10:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

#17642132
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31242) - you deserved it (4273)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)



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