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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 March 1994 (20 years)
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Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

#17852902
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25652) - you deserved it (7792)

On 09/28/2011 at 12:55am - intimacy - by confused (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML

#17845036
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23977) - you deserved it (5166)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:14am - health - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11919) - you deserved it (31048)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

#17830762
559 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28371) - you deserved it (17100)

On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my brother handed me a sandwich that I'd asked him to make for me. Halfway through eating the sandwich, he started laughing hysterically. I still don't know what was in it. FML

#17823625
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27108) - you deserved it (6550)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom and I heard a thump from inside the coat closet. I opened the door, and something fell on me. My mom, who was behind me, screamed, closed the laundry room door, and ran into the garage, leaving me to face the alleged attacker. It was the vacuum. FML

#17820631
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23982) - you deserved it (2420)

On 09/24/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

#17814910
135 comments

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On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I went to run outside, only to smack straight into our sliding glass door. Just a few hours beforehand, my mom put up a strip of colored tape to stop this from happening. FML

#17805536
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8405) - you deserved it (26956)

On 09/22/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML

#17786304
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27966) - you deserved it (2602)

On 09/20/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by ugly? - United States

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
426 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54886) - you deserved it (5411)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after being dumped by my boyfriend of two years, I poured my heart out to my dad. He nodded and looked sympathetic throughout. Afterwards, I asked him what I should do. He replied, "How the hell should I know?" and awkwardly left my room. FML

#17776041
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21818) - you deserved it (5051)

On 09/18/2011 at 10:07pm - love - by Lisa - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33273) - you deserved it (16788)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was at Wal-Mart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man comes up to me and said "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML

#17770342
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25278) - you deserved it (3101)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:20am - misc - by yeahhhhhommmie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16753) - you deserved it (47007)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2 hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me and I will never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML

#17762590
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39744) - you deserved it (2290)

On 09/17/2011 at 3:44am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)



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