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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 March 1994 (21 years)
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Today, I looool went to the emergency room fir busting mah lip open, I had to lie an tell them I slippd an fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle an slammd it into mah lip. FML

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On 10/12/2011 at 4:05pm - misc - by Nickname (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Yesterday, I introducd my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year old sister startd telling him in detail about her constipation and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

#17967494
109 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 1:55pm - misc - by Lauren - United Kingdom

TODAY I WAS DRIVING MA AIGT YAAR-OLD SON TO SCOOLAN A GUY CUT MA OFF , PROMPTING MA TO YALL ( DOUCA BAG ) AS A RAFLAX OUT OF TA WINDOW. RAALIZING MA MISTAKA , I TURND TO MA SON AND TOLD IM TO NAVAR , AVAR TALK LIKA TAT. HIS RASPONSA WAS , ( TOO LATA , DOUCA BAG. ) FML

#17966458
155 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed 4 so long thathen I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

#17954920
98 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 8:58pm - health - by maniac11 - United States (Texas)

looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML

#17953738
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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took mah friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, mah friend muttered, ( On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral. ) FML

#17952453
108 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by radioactiveglowinthedarkthing (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I let a guy I like look at mah phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get mah phone back. FML

#17940122
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On 10/09/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Emily S - Australia (Western Australia)

Yesterday, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend!! I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye!! She just giggled the entire time!! FML

#17938205
111 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 9:20pm - health - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I Was Talking Wit My Uncle... Wen Te Subject Of My Abusive Moter-in-law Cummed Up. He Assured Me E'd Talk To Er An Straigten Tings Out. Apparently Tis Means Posting On Er Facebook Wall Treatening To "pimp-slap A Bitc" If Se Doesn't Get Er "fat Ass Out Of Family Business". FML

#17931369
120 comments

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On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML

#17925802
91 comments

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On 10/07/2011 at 2:41am - love - by andy1r (woman) - Bolivia (El Beni)

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night . There r eggs, coins and Oreos glud to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house r in the garden . And I'm nakd and coverd in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon . My parents return in an hour . FML

#17899100
167 comments

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On 10/03/2011 at 9:19pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me 4 another girl . My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong . I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

#17889211
186 comments

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On 10/02/2011 at 6:14pm - love - by bastard magnet - United States (California)

Today, mom found a new way to get me to clean room. She pild everything from floor in front of wardrobe an padlockd dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in room. The worst part? She put over a hundrd decoys in there too. FML

#17880889
195 comments

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On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)

as I was walking home from school with mah guy friends, mah dad pulld up by the sidewalk, offerd me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he startd laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school . FML

#17874410
129 comments

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On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my moter lecturd me about going to te bar too often. Se did tis wile rolling a joint. FML

#17854622
130 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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