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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 May 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 15
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Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML

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204 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 7:32am - misc - by catherine - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

#16687170
174 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States

Today, I found out the medications my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML

#16683131
127 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 8:24pm - health - by DarkMaskDiva (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

#16648557
116 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 6:29pm - money - by sarahwittman - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML

#16645902
180 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 3:06pm - money - by fuckcops (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

#16426904
169 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by efff my life. - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML

#16413890
172 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 4:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML

#16411283
258 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 12:29am - love - by kingpin9219 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML

#16411122
272 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got so stressed about my upcoming final exams that, in the silent section of the library, I had a panic attack and almost passed out. No one helped me. 3 people shushed me. FML

#16384054
19 comments

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On 05/28/2011 at 8:20am - work - by justletitbeover (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

#16303976
106 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, while shopping at American Eagle, I found the same "$1,500" wedding ring my fiancé proposed to me with, marked on sale for $10.95. FML

#15904630
376 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 1:56am - love - by kyla - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML

#15884642
106 comments

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On 04/22/2011 at 10:40am - misc - by doubletrouble (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

#15881696
125 comments

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On 04/22/2011 at 1:53am - love - by AngryBirdman -

Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML

#15873960
105 comments

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On 04/21/2011 at 2:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)



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