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paigeatsflesh
  • Town/Country : Florida
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 January 1994 (19 years)
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About paigeatsflesh : My name's Paige. I talk to everyone so just write me a message(: I love you

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Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

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On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML

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On 08/26/2009 at 12:29am - misc - by Raaar (woman) - United States (Utah)



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