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Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3471) - you deserved it (29646)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25357) - you deserved it (11629)

On 08/26/2009 at 12:29am - misc - by Raaar (woman) - United States (Utah)