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Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

#8519094
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5792) - you deserved it (44246)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33087) - you deserved it (16367)

On 08/26/2009 at 12:29am - misc - by Raaar (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28148) - you deserved it (522748)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)



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