About paid2kill : 17/m/ny ... David ... my profile picture doesn't do me justice. i have better ones.
sports...tennis, volleyball, bowling
tv...house, white collar, covert affairs, nikita, bones, tosh.0, burn notice
movies...i adore adam sandler. i enjoy comedies and action movies though it seems i always end up watching dramas.
music...i'm an audiophile. i have about 15,000 songs. i will listen to almost everything except country and screamo. my favorite genre is dance. on a side note i like to dance.
aim...davidaxe123
email...paid2kill@gmail.com
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML
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On 05/04/2011 at 5:11am - misc - by Derps (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)
Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother in law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML
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On 05/04/2011 at 1:41am - misc - by kayt240 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML
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On 05/03/2011 at 11:12pm - misc - by wiper -
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were 'bored'. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 7:00pm - misc - by missmirror (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 10:30am - work - by MathTeacher (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by alchy (woman) - United States
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
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On 05/01/2011 at 8:21pm - animals - by Cassie -
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
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On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)
Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music, drinks, and dancing. Within a few minutes of taking my first ever shot of tequila, I was in the worst pain in my life. My parents were called and I had to be taken to the hospital. I'm alcohol intolerant. FML
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On 02/27/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by Stormy (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
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On 02/17/2011 at 12:29pm - misc - by Whatever479 - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 12:55am - misc - by Jade -
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 12:14am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 12:10pm - love - by Ugh (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I woke up to a good friend of mine leaving my bed. The very friend I've had a crush on for months, and knows exactly how I feel about him. Everything was great until he said, "Yeah, about last night... It's just that you were there, and I was weak. See ya." FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 3:25pm - love - by Emily (woman) - France (Auvergne)
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 8:18pm - misc - by alice (woman) - United Kingdom
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