Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 November 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 17048
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

p89hg69's page activity

Visits<b>TheTwist</b> - the 10/02/2013 at 3:59pm<b>Diannon</b> - the 01/07/2013 at 1:51am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:00pm<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 12:46am<b>Joeboy777</b> - the 10/02/2009 at 10:37pm<b>Darrus</b> - the 09/27/2009 at 3:48pm<b>O_HALEZ_NAW</b> - the 09/16/2009 at 6:34pm<b>ch2358</b> - the 09/15/2009 at 11:43pm<b>depinaariana</b> - the 09/06/2009 at 8:59am<b>prplr</b> - the 08/31/2009 at 7:03pm<b>nokiac_b</b> - the 06/13/2009 at 1:20pm<b>redbluegreen</b> - the 06/13/2009 at 11:35am<b>Bojana</b> - the 05/14/2009 at 1:16pm<b>maximum31337</b> - the 05/06/2009 at 9:08pm<b>poolguy3</b> - the 05/03/2009 at 1:16pm<b>username666</b> - the 04/23/2009 at 11:18am<b>Gtman</b> - the 04/14/2009 at 9:09pm<b>raia</b> - the 04/12/2009 at 4:47am

p89hg69's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

p89hg69's favorite FMLs

Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26595) - you deserved it (2396)

On 01/28/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by likwidsol - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to a charming young lady on MSN by webcam. She suddenly asked me to take my glasses off for a minute; I did so, and she said, "Oh never mind, you're still just as ugly..." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23459) - you deserved it (2329)

On 01/08/2009 at 2:55am - misc - by neoteck - Sent from mobile version

G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML
  • Hardcore will never die, but you will. We’re back with some rock n roll, or dare I say it, some punk rock. Don't run away, it's not that terrible stuff that emo kids listen to while slashing their…

Friday 2 October 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: