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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 November 1986 (27 years)
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Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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735 comments

I agree, your life sucks (763505) - you deserved it (82544)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML

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37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22956) - you deserved it (2098)

On 01/28/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by likwidsol - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to a charming young lady on MSN by webcam. She suddenly asked me to take my glasses off for a minute; I did so, and she said, "Oh never mind, you're still just as ugly..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19930) - you deserved it (2014)

On 01/08/2009 at 2:55am - misc - by neoteck - Sent from mobile version



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