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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 November 1986 (28 years)
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Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23295) - you deserved it (2119)

On 01/28/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by likwidsol - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to a charming young lady on MSN by webcam. She suddenly asked me to take my glasses off for a minute; I did so, and she said, "Oh never mind, you're still just as ugly..." FML


I agree, your life sucks (20771) - you deserved it (2080)

On 01/08/2009 at 2:55am - misc - by neoteck - Sent from mobile version

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