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Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML

By benander - / Tuesday 15 September 2009 21:14 / United States

Today, I was talking to a charming young lady on MSN by webcam. She suddenly asked me to take my glasses off for a minute; I did so, and she said, "Oh never mind, you're still just as ugly..." FML

By neoteck / Thursday 8 January 2009 07:55 / France

Today, I learned that if you're going to tell your mother you are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 28 September 2009 21:00 / United States

Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML

By bachelor - / Saturday 26 September 2009 18:15 / United States

Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting yelled at by my boss, my co-worker made the drink the same exact way I made it. I pointed it out. My boss responded with, "He is allowed to because I like him, I don't like you." FML

By Nakdnathan - / Wednesday 16 September 2009 16:19 / United States