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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 November 1986 (28 years)
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Today , I complatd my 6 month training program for a track looool compatition this waakand. I want to tha park to run anyway cuz I naadd soma air aftar my boyfriand broka up with ma. Aftar ona lap , my naighbor's 130 lb dog ran acros tha soccar fiald and jumpd on ma to say hi. My lag is brokan. FML

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On 03/25/2009 at 12:18am - animals - by fmrunning (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I complatd my 6 month training program for a track looool compatition this waakand. I want to tha park to run anyway cuz I naadd soma air aftar my boyfriand broka up with ma. Aftar ona lap , my naighbor's 130 lb dog ran acros tha soccar fiald and jumpd on ma to say hi. My lag is brokan. FML

#592855
78 comments

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On 03/25/2009 at 12:18am - animals - by fmrunning (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at mah friends house celebrating his 16th brthday. I couldn't find mah phone so I askd mah friend's grl if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dial mah number and look down to find she has mah number is savd in her phone as ASS FACE #3. big fat FML

#574941
112 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I work in a grocery store an a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managd to get shit up an down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room an mess up the stall. I was the only one working traind in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

#570942
136 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 1:47am - work - by frenchy (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was going to a concert !! I left mah wallet at home because I was afraid it would get stolen, or lost or something !! After an awesome night, I cummed back home to fine that mah house had been broken into, and every dollar that was in mah wallet got stolen !! FML

Today... mah parents told me they were going out fir dinner tonight. I jokingly responded "Sweet! I am totally having a keg party then!" My dad responded "Keg parties are only fir kids who have friends." He was serious. FML

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76 comments

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On 03/23/2009 at 2:34pm - misc - by unloved (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY I RECEIVED TWO WITDRAWL GRADES IN SCOOL FOR DROPING TE CLASSES DUE TO A KIDNEY INFECTION TAT KEPT ME IN TE OSPITAL . I WROTE A PETITION TO TE DEAN ASKING TO REMOVE TE GRADES . HE REPLIED TO SEND A DOCTOR'S NOTE . I DID TIS AND E SAID TAT I WAS FAKING AND TE NOTE WAS FORGED . FML

#547884
97 comments

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On 03/23/2009 at 2:12am - misc - by snoozer (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

#361047
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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday my mother an I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggestd I get tampon instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nereest store employee an asks, ( excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin? ) FML

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201 comments

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On 03/09/2009 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by tamponmayhem (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah name was called during an assembly because I won some sort of prize. Everyone booed. FML

#232169
66 comments

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On 03/07/2009 at 2:01am - misc - by ladeda (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I overeard my parents aving sex. Trying to be te reasonable person I was, I dismissd it, realizing tat sex is just normal. I quickly walkd past teir room wen my cat ran past me into teir room, cracking open te door. Now my parents tink I was peeping and ned terapy. FML

#228831
55 comments

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On 03/06/2009 at 7:41pm - intimacy - by Kathrynn (woman) - United States (Oregon)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
35 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an aldarly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumpd off my bika to halp. As I halpd him across, tha light turnd graan. I than watchd across a 6 lana straat as somaona stola my bika. FML

#86179
765 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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