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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 November 1986 (28 years)
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Taday I was on a small plane. A fligt attendant told us tat tere was too muc weigt in te front of te plane and tey needed 3 people to move to te back of te plane. I volunteer and walk to te back. Se says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 12:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I asked mah looool girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on mah penis. Then she looked up at me and said was that good. She was serious. fat FML

#909616
300 comments

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On 04/11/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

today mah father,ho I rarely see, drove 400 miles to mah wedding. I was so happy to see him, until he got completely trashd at mah reception, askd mehere he could "score some wed" an told me wat a bitch mah mom was an how I needd to loose wieght. For over an hour. At mah wedding. FML

#907483
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On 04/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by JeezyCherieze (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Taday while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw there car door open and hit the side of mah brand new car 4 the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told mah manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit mah car again, smiling. mega FML

#897353
118 comments

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On 04/10/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

TODAY , MA YOUNGER BROTER WATCD AN OLD MUSIC VIDEO OF TE WO,O ARE KNOW 4 SMASING UP TEIR GUITARS AND SUC!! HE DECIDD IT WOULD BE COOL TO TRY IT WIT MINE!! TAT GUITAR WAS WORT OVER $3000!! FML

#894121
153 comments

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On 04/09/2009 at 10:43pm - misc - by FML4evs (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Told Mah Ex Boyfriend I Lost 20 Lbs Because Of The Stress Of The Break Up. His Response Was "you're Welcome." FML

#889567
193 comments

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On 04/09/2009 at 6:11pm - misc - by blutownie13 - United States

Today, I got a missad call from mah dad,ho hasn't talkad to ma in months an has vowad not to hava anything to do with ma. I callad him back axcitadly an apologizad fir missing his call, an wa had a 20-sacond convarsation about how his phona accidantally dialad mah numbar. FML

#886706
109 comments

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On 04/09/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at te ortodontist . As te lady was clipping my brackets, se missd and clippd my gums instead . Se lookd at me and said, "O sorry, your bleeding really badly . See, I got tese fake nails puttd on and I guess I'm just not usd to tem . Let me try again." Se missd . FML

#883158
156 comments

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On 04/09/2009 at 8:33am - misc - by BracesSuck (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I Was Going Running. It Was An Especially Windy Day And Thing Were Flying Through The Wind. Apparently, Bodily Fluid Can Also Fly Through The Wind. Turns Out, A Women Was Barfing Over A Bridge And The Wind Caught It And It Flew Through The Air. Right Into My Face And Body. FML

#879830
85 comments

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On 04/09/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by fedlife (woman) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, I saw the blueprints fir mah family's new house . My room is half the size of the room next to it . The room next to it is mah step mom's walk-in closet . FML

#849768
196 comments

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On 04/07/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Powerfool (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today... mah daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not yur looool mommy." My daughter reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML

#849178
65 comments

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On 04/07/2009 at 3:32am - work - by Windstar (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudie were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me 4 letting the cast down. FML

#828754
159 comments

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On 04/06/2009 at 12:39am - health - by juliet (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yastarday I was ungry an dacidad to nibbla on soma caaz-its I ad in my room. Aftar I ad anjoyad soma of tam I lookad into ta box to saa ow many I ad laft ara I noticad a lot of littla black moving dots. Apparantly I wasn't ta only ona anjoying ta crackars. FML

#827222
113 comments

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On 04/05/2009 at 11:19pm - misc - by hungry (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Taday I was ringing up a lady and her daughter at the shoe store I work at. The background on my nametag is a rainbow , and when the daughter saw it , she asked her mother why it was so. Her mother looks at my nametag , then me , then turns to her daughter and says ( Because he hates God honey ). FML

#827000
200 comments

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On 04/05/2009 at 11:14pm - work - by maconda99 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today..!! the 7 year old boy I looool was babysitting studied upper lip and said "It's okay..!! daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl!! FML

#821314
110 comments

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On 04/05/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by YAABOIII (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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