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Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML
by seriously / 10/02/2010 at 4:31pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Pr unlucky / 10/02/2010 at 4:07am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML
by ellinor / 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm / Sweden (Jonkopings Lan) / Miscellaneous
by H8TR / 08/26/2010 at 9:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by shawty / 08/22/2010 at 8:14am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by clitorasaurus / 08/21/2010 at 2:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by malos / 08/12/2010 at 2:53am / United States / Work
by gutsforme / 08/11/2010 at 6:40am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
by Forgotten / 08/09/2010 at 10:38am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Luke / 08/05/2010 at 1:00pm / United Kingdom (West Berkshire) / Love
by Username / 08/04/2010 at 1:18am / Miscellaneous
by liz / 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/07/2010 at 9:08am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy
by ughno / 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…