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Overkill_78's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States

Today, I saw a firework show. In my kitchen. When my stove blew up. FML

By Username / Friday 27 May 2011 02:39 /

Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 20 May 2011 23:30 / United States

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

By phoenix101 / Monday 16 May 2011 05:40 /

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

By Nxydolli - / Friday 29 April 2011 19:34 / United Kingdom