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Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
by youreajoker / 11/10/2010 at 5:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by single / 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 12:32am / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 5:55am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Animals
by lambxox / 11/08/2010 at 4:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML
by Anonymous / 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I had a small gathering of family and friends over to celebrate my son's baptism. One of my friends happens to be a police officer. The entire event consisted of him arresting three of my family members. Don't worry, he came back to get some cake. FML
by jadehin / 11/07/2010 at 8:09pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/07/2010 at 4:32pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML
by flying13 / 11/03/2010 at 3:27am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
Today, a girl I like came over to my house because I'd promised to help her prepare for a math test. My mom thought it would be funny to put a stack of porn magazines and handcuffs on the table in my room when I went to open the door. FML
by crazy_mom / 11/01/2010 at 11:10am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/30/2010 at 1:07am / New Zealand (Taranaki) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 9:25pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by MissTrix / 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Geek
by Anonymous / 10/27/2010 at 2:01am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by anon / 10/25/2010 at 1:42am / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
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- Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring… Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room.… Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been…