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Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML
by Anonymous / 11/22/2010 at 1:26am / United States (Kansas) / Transportation
Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML
by sydysyd / 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by rebeccacaissie / 11/21/2010 at 1:16pm / United States / Love
Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny and touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. FML
by Anonymous / 11/21/2010 at 3:01am / Mexico (Morelos) / Intimacy
by pst / 11/20/2010 at 8:06pm / South Africa (Western Cape) / Intimacy
by Amanda / 11/19/2010 at 12:14am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm / South Africa / Animals
Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML
by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 2:36am / Reserved / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm / United States (Florida) / Geek
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 2:14am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 12:21am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by lisacasabonita / 11/12/2010 at 11:31am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I tried opening a can for the first time using a manual can opener. I tried for a half hour to open a can of ravioli, mutilating the can in the process. Only after watching five Youtube videos on how to use a manual can opener did I notice the pull-tab on the top of the ravioli can. FML
by Anonymous / 11/10/2010 at 12:14pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…
- Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told… Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could… Today, my mom decided to give me a solid reason for not having pre-marital sex. She told me that my…