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Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML
by Username / 12/13/2010 at 1:10pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Wisconsin love / 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
by unwed / 12/11/2010 at 1:56am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML
by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by newmother / 12/05/2010 at 8:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/05/2010 at 3:10am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by flopsy / 12/03/2010 at 11:19am / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/01/2010 at 12:11am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/26/2010 at 9:22am / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go fuck myself. FML
by painfulintercourse / 11/22/2010 at 2:36pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by americanized / 11/22/2010 at 10:25am / Denmark (Syddanmark) / Miscellaneous
by shopper242 / 11/22/2010 at 7:29am / France / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…