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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 May 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6914
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About overkill_78 : WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (244294) - you deserved it (32229)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (235177) - you deserved it (31114)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)



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