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by gRRRrr / 04/01/2011 at 1:35pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
by WTF? / 04/01/2011 at 11:55am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by paige / 03/31/2011 at 11:18pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Kingspin / 03/30/2011 at 12:14pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML
by FromNL / 03/25/2011 at 8:22am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Health
by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/23/2011 at 7:50am / United States / Work
by mugged / 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, I called the car repair shop to complain to the manager about their tow driver who keeps making sexual passes at me. The girl taking my call started crying and said that their driver was her husband. I'm being sexually harassed, my car is dead, and I think I just ended a marriage. FML
by WhyMe / 03/20/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
Today, at the age of 16, I'm recovering from hip surgery. My friends took me out to the movies to cheer me up. They thought it would be hilarious to steal my crutches and leave me stranded and alone in the mall, multiple times. It wasn't. FML
by crutchy / 03/20/2011 at 11:03am / United States (Washington) / Health
by unwanted / 03/19/2011 at 5:25am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
by Albert06 / 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm / France / Love
by Username / 03/12/2011 at 12:10am / United States / Intimacy
by insomnitude / 03/05/2011 at 1:55am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by BackToRehab / 02/26/2011 at 4:53pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…