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About overkill_78 : WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!
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Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML
Friday 4 September 2015