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overkill_78
  • Town/Country : Wytheville, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 May 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 4703
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About overkill_78 : WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!

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Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16865) - you deserved it (27223)

On 07/27/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by SallyGeen (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I saw a firework show. In my kitchen. When my stove blew up. FML

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On 05/26/2011 at 10:39pm - misc - by Username -

Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

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On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408 (351)

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On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

#15978808 (312)

I agree, your life sucks (13013) - you deserved it (38033)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML

#15974140 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (35621) - you deserved it (2372)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479 (303)

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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

#15948281 (403)

I agree, your life sucks (54244) - you deserved it (5564)

On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

#15917217 (295)

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On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

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On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125 (354)

I agree, your life sucks (19001) - you deserved it (38303)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

#15803109 (235)

I agree, your life sucks (8487) - you deserved it (55637)

On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

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On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

#15627116 (355)

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On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered that my girlfriend can only orgasm when we have sex to gospel music. FML

#15613942 (236)

I agree, your life sucks (41430) - you deserved it (4436)

On 04/03/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by cantgetup (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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