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Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
by chi-huaHUA / 12/04/2010 at 2:08am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/01/2010 at 12:11am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
by Amanda Ross / 11/18/2010 at 6:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by race / 11/18/2010 at 3:37am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by mydadsawsooomuch / 11/17/2010 at 8:26am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm / South Africa / Animals
by Bob / 11/11/2010 at 10:55pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
by sweet_stufz / 11/11/2010 at 8:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML
by Anonymous / 11/11/2010 at 3:40am / France / Love
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 12:32am / United States (New York) / Kids
by beforegirl / 11/08/2010 at 4:11pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Animals