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by bob / 02/05/2011 at 7:02am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by carrottop / 01/07/2011 at 7:12am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
by Anonymous / 01/04/2011 at 3:28pm / United States (Georgia) / Transportation
by clumsy / 01/04/2011 at 10:47am / Health
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
by Anonymous / 01/04/2011 at 4:01am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/01/2011 at 7:51pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by nyebust / 01/01/2011 at 12:18am / United States / Miscellaneous
by edulover / 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/31/2010 at 1:21am / Intimacy
by nick / 12/23/2010 at 9:21pm / United States (Missouri) / Transportation
Today, my wife was complaining she always has to put up the Christmas tree. So this year while she was out shopping, I decided to put it up. I set it too close to the fireplace and it caught fire. I'm a firefighter. FML
by 479firefighter / 12/10/2010 at 12:11am / Love
by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 9:47am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
by jessefonsexy. / 12/07/2010 at 6:08am / United States (Georgia) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 5:35am / Norway (Ostfold) / Animals