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oNikkio
  • Town/Country : Southern California, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 August 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 2044
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About oNikkio : An artist, a skeptic, and a future law student.

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Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (736247) - you deserved it (73984)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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