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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 August 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2269
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About oNikkio : An artist, a skeptic, and a future law student.

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oNikkio's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML

#6806801
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29695) - you deserved it (2840)

On 12/18/2009 at 3:42am - misc - by Mogg (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

#6753544
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9086) - you deserved it (58009)

On 12/14/2009 at 6:26pm - love - by toiletgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML

#6752282
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34877) - you deserved it (10562)

On 12/14/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by fatman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I fainted and woke up in a hospital. My mom drove me to the emergency room. The doctor said I had a panic attack. What did I have a panic attack from? Bidding on ebay. FML

#6713073
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9743) - you deserved it (26639)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by graospe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML

#6708463
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15513) - you deserved it (21305)

On 12/11/2009 at 1:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was pulling into a parking garage space and using the next car over to judge where the wall was in front of me, but ended up whumping my front bumper as I pulled forward. Wondering what had happened, I got out to see that the car I was aligning myself against had hit the wall too. FML

#6703564
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7742) - you deserved it (23253)

On 12/11/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML

#6692026
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29046) - you deserved it (12425)

On 12/10/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

#6660964
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14612) - you deserved it (42044)

On 12/08/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by cookscatastrophy - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend finally invited me over to his parents house so I could meet them. My boyfriend, his dad and I were sitting in the living room, when I saw a really sketchy person outside, so I said, "There is some creepy hobo man outside, messing with your trash." The "creepy hobo" was his mom. FML

#6658638
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9445) - you deserved it (35643)

On 12/08/2009 at 12:09am - love - by CheLi (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I took a hot plate out of the oven with my fancy silicone oven mitt. Seconds after carefully placing it on the cook top, I picked it up with my left, unprotected hand. FML

#6652180
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6612) - you deserved it (30774)

On 12/07/2009 at 6:08pm - health - by Van (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got a new smart phone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

#6645209
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8744) - you deserved it (41585)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by smart phone mms - United States

Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview. Then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, and saw that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML

#6622206
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22800) - you deserved it (5719)

On 12/05/2009 at 8:24pm - work - by bleeding (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I stopped by the gun store to pick up a new concealed weapon for protection. As I was leaving the store, a man came up behind me, hit me with a crowbar, and stole my gun. FML

#6602015
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32408) - you deserved it (13078)

On 12/04/2009 at 5:01pm - misc - by lamed (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw a moth trapped in a spider web. Feeling gracious, I gently freed it, and then took it to the window to let it out. When I opened the window to set him free, my $300 air conditioner fell two stories and smashed on the sidewalk. The moth flew away. FML

#6598965
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11948) - you deserved it (30984)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:23pm - animals - by oops (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I hired a professional makeup artist to apply my makeup for a wedding. After paying her $500 for the excellent job she does, and getting dressed, I grabbed the invitation to check out the address, and it said the wedding was on December 2. Today is December 3. FML

#6586443
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11430) - you deserved it (54341)

On 12/03/2009 at 5:29pm - money - by DidntCheckTheCalendar (woman) - Kuwait



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