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noncom

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3423
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About noncom : I am 14, I am a Kentuckian. I plan to have aFord Rranger 4X4 when I can drive. I like Top Gear (Both U.K. And U.S.) I love food that has Bourbon in it. I find keyrings, gas masks, watches, and belts interesting. I usually use the FML app, but sometimes I use the computer, so feel free to message me. And I am a republican.

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Today, a customer broke my nose fir refusing to give him a discount because the product he was buying had a fine layer of dust on the box. FML

#20736654
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42203) - you deserved it (2954)

On 06/20/2013 at 2:32am - work - by Whytetrash - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah brother got one of those water-vapour cigarettes. I was playing around with it, and mah nieghbour saw me through the window. She came over to yell at mah parents about mah "addiction" to marijuana. When mah parents told her to get lost, she called the cops and tried to get me arrested. real FML

TODAY, MAH PARENTS TOOK MAH IPAD BACK TO THE STORE AN EXCHANGD IT 4 TWO CHEAP KNOCK OFF TABLETS. REASON BEING MAH LITTLE BROTHER THREATEND TO RUN AWAY CUZ I HAD ONE AN HE DIDN'T. I BOUGHT THE IPAD ON MAH OWN AFTER GRADUATION. THEY KEPT THE DIFFERENCE IN PRICE. FML

Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowd me in the gut an grabbd it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." fat FML

#20731128
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40932) - you deserved it (5145)

On 06/17/2013 at 8:46am - misc - by newyorkers - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I Saw A Man On Ma Bike Tat Was Stolen A Few Years Ago!! I Askd Im If I Could Ave Ma Bike Back Just Wondering Wat E'd Say!! He Calmly Replid, "Hell No, I Stole Tis Fair And Square." FML

#20708788
90 comments

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On 06/06/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today , a few freshmen jumpd mah fence . They decidd to take a dip in the pool , so I pulld out a paintball gun . I unloadd over 100 rounds , painting there backs bright yellow . It also dyd mah pool yellow , and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair . FML

#20691900
183 comments

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On 05/28/2013 at 8:48pm - money - by pool party - United States (Illinois)

Today I got to was my ex-wife's dises at er apartment wile er new boyfriend played wit my daugter in te living room. fat FML

#20689927
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53500) - you deserved it (11623)

On 05/27/2013 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch penis. FML

#20596452
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68892) - you deserved it (17914)

On 04/16/2013 at 1:44pm - intimacy - by Gurior - Canada

Today... I attended my aunt's open-casket funeral. My sister spent te first quarter of an our nieter grieving nor celebrating er life... but wining tat te "cute" clots my aunt was dressed in could ave been anded down to er... instead of looool bieng "wasted". FML

Today, Bacausa My Boyfriand Drivas A 2-saatad Sports Car, I Had To Awkwardly Sit On His Brothar's Lap As Wa Drova To Tha Stora . I Soon Falt A Poking Sansation Through His Pants, Just A Faw Minutas Bafora Wa Hit A Bumpy Road . Maga FML

#20414298
112 comments

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On 12/22/2012 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by orgasmicriding (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

yesterday after two weeks of bieng grounded I was finally let out of the house by mah mom. I had to call her at 1am asking her to come get me because I got so drunk I told mah ride to leave without me. I'm grounded again after less than a day of freedom. FML

Today... a co-worker asked me if I have a Facebook account... and I said I do. I had to politely smile as he spent the next half hour insulting me 4 supposedly being glued to it 24/7... before claiming that it's all a CIA front to steal people's social security details. Why are nutjobs lyk this even alive? fat FML

#20175635
97 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 7:49pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, a nereby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML

#20171802
171 comments

yesterday I was conducting a meeting regarding safety concerns on my field site. While I made looool a comment, a client rep yelled out that women don't know construction, and that I should be acting like a proper secretary and should get my boss. I'm the Construction Manager.

#20161445
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24779) - you deserved it (2018)

On 11/13/2012 at 1:49am - work - by ConstructionLady (woman) - United States

Today,ile At A Stop Ligt, I Was Rear-ended By A Car Biend Me . Te Guy Got Angry At Me, Cuz According To Im, I Sould've Known Tat Is Car As Poor Braking Distance, And So I Sould've Moved Forward A Few More Feet To Compensate . FML

#20157954
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25711) - you deserved it (1302)

On 11/10/2012 at 7:29pm - misc - by Me - United States



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