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About nokillnobeepbeep : Dangerously cheesy.
If you don't know where my nick comes from, you lose major brownie points!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
2day I Discovered That If You Slip On Ice , Imitating Mario From Super Mario Bros When He Attempts To Stop Himself Slipping , Won't Work In Real Life . I Now Have A Broken Nose , As Well As A Blood Trail Running From My Driveway Into My Kitchen . FML
Today , I spoke wit ma boyfriend's crazy ex-grlfriend . Actually , se isn't all tat crazy . He really did ceat on er wit alf a dozen oter grls . Te same grls e's apparently ceating on me wit . How do I know for sure? Tank you crazy ex for is email passwords . FML
yesterday a neighbour called to say my water tank burst. A colleague followed me home to help, took off his shirt so it wouldn't get looool wet and climbed through my window to get to the roof. My boyfriend unexpectedly cummed home as we were emerging from the bedroom. My colleague was still buttoning his shirt up. mega FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person u will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyd me up and down, then said to my friend "You're kidding, right?" FML
TODAY, I DISCOVARAD THATHAN YOUR THA MAID OF HONOR GIVING A TOAST AT YUR BAST FRIAND'S WADDING, IT'S IMPORTANT TO MAKA SURA THA ZIPPAR ON YUR DRASS IS SACURAD . OTHARWISA, YUR BARA BRAAST AND HALLO KITTY PANTIA COULD AND UP AXPOSAD TO A WADDING PARTY OF 600 PAOPLA . FML
Today at work my stomach hurt and I passd gas for relief . Moments later I discoverd that my loose silent ( fart ) was actually a wet sneaky shart . The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn't see my obvious crap stain . FML
Friday 27 March 2015