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Today, I met my boyfriend's very strict and traditional Korean parents. I had to listen to them while they called me a skank and how I was fat and ugly compared to nice, pretty, Korean girls. They don't know I speak Korean. FML
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On 12/12/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)
Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 11:16am - kids - by blueberry_hill (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 1:00am - intimacy - by caligirl921 - United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via facebook. I don't even have a facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 12:05am - love - by itsover (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically I scared it and it shat all over me. I literally scared the shit out of it. FML
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On 12/10/2010 at 7:12pm - misc - by elliekilroy (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
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On 12/10/2010 at 2:29am - intimacy - by rob -
Today, I learned the hard way that if you tell your child that they're old enough to cook their own food in the microwave, you have to make sure they're smart enough not to put the metal spoon in with the food as well. FML
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On 12/10/2010 at 1:53am - kids - by Mak10 (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my wife was complaining she always has to put up the Christmas tree. So this year while she was out shopping, I decided to put it up. I set it too close to the fireplace and it caught fire. I'm a firefighter. FML
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On 12/10/2010 at 12:11am - misc - by 479firefighter -
Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML
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On 12/09/2010 at 2:58pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)
Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML
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On 12/09/2010 at 12:15pm - love - by katy (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I said to my wife that I wished I had met her 20 years ago. Her response was, "Twenty years ago I had beautiful tits and many options, I wouldn't have even looked at you." FML
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On 12/09/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by prinzess (man) - Germany (Bayern)
Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
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On 12/09/2010 at 12:35am - misc - by person123abc (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I don't know anyone in the city where I just moved. I felt really lonely so I picked up my cat to try and cuddle with her. She freaked out and ripped my face apart. She ran then away to go play with the cats outside. Even my cat has more friends than me. FML
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On 12/09/2010 at 12:33am - love - by owew -
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
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On 12/08/2010 at 1:26am - health - by whyme -
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