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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 January 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2564
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About nleighane : 18 years young,
graduated
college bound
Illinois.
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Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32999) - you deserved it (6994)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML

#14560893
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28233) - you deserved it (3281)

On 01/12/2011 at 11:42pm - kids - by tatortot7707 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my parents if I had a college fund because I will be going to university in two years. They laughed. FML

#14528357
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24173) - you deserved it (4956)

On 01/10/2011 at 12:38am - money - by Anonymous -

Today, I got a call from Red Cross about the blood donation I gave last week. They informed me that I have Hepatitis C. FML

#14524206
78 comments

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On 01/09/2011 at 7:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Serbia

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

#14504548
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28615) - you deserved it (4414)

On 01/08/2011 at 1:38am - love - by Some Girl - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

#14503708
191 comments

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On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

#14467697
44 comments

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On 01/04/2011 at 9:44pm - animals - by BIZZMAL - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML

#14428491
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36723) - you deserved it (4601)

On 01/01/2011 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

#14417196
103 comments

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On 01/01/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML

#14417177
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24875) - you deserved it (7414)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by nyebust - United States

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

#14413679
76 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML

#14412798
143 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by ilik3catz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

#14407815
87 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 10:06am - love - by bleurghh (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML

#14405301
55 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, instead of watching a movie like a normal family, we performed random acts of kindness by handing out roses to total strangers in the freezing cold. No one would take them. FML

#14400512
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24927) - you deserved it (5453)

On 12/30/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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