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Today, tere were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I startd talking and I jokingly statd "Yea, kids ruin everyting." But before I could get out "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my pone rang. It was my one nigt stand. I'm going to be a daddy. fat FML
Today... I droppd ma iPod Touc underneat concrete slab steps... an it's pysically impossible to get it back. If you stand above were te iPod is... you can still ear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
Taday a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it... the grasshopper jumped onto my chest an into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out... my boyfriend leaned back an said... "It got to second base faster than I did." FML
TODAY, MAH GRLFRIEND ASKED ME HOW BIG THE SUN WOULD BE COMPARED TO THE EARTH. I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING ON ME TO HELP DEMONSTRATE, SO TO IMITATE THE EARTH, I MADE A SMALL HOLE WITH MAH INDEX FINGER AND THUMB AND SAID "OKAY, IMAGINE A BALL THIS SMALL." SHE THEN LOOKED AT MAH CROTCH. FML
I ad a strong feeling tat someone was watcing me as I was undressing to get ready 4 bed. I conspicuously moved to te door and trew it open to find ma step-broter clearly spying on me. We are te same age live in te same ouse tree weeks a mont and in te same Englis class. FML
Today,ile at my tutoring job, a middle scool kid couldn't find a word in te online dictionary . I told im e could ceck a regular paperback dictionary . looool His response was, "Tat'sat you did in your day . Tat's notat we do in our day." I'm only 19 . big fat FML
Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister an her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend cummed up an said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. mega FML
TODAY, I WAS SINGINGILE LYING UPSIDE DOWN CEWING GUM. MY DAD WAS TRYING TO FOCUS ON TE CURRENT FOOTBALL GAME AND USED ME. I YELLED, "NO!" RESULTING IN MY GUM BECOMING LODGED IN MY WINDPIPE. I SUT UP AFTER ALL. FML
Friday 27 March 2015