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Today I found out that the reason mah best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on mah mom an writes her love letters. FML

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On 09/30/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by Bestfrienduncool - Sent from mobile version

Today, tere were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I startd talking and I jokingly statd "Yea, kids ruin everyting." But before I could get out "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my pone rang. It was my one nigt stand. I'm going to be a daddy. fat FML

#13180863
295 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 7:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I droppd ma iPod Touc underneat concrete slab steps... an it's pysically impossible to get it back. If you stand above were te iPod is... you can still ear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML

#13132035
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On 09/20/2010 at 7:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it... the grasshopper jumped onto my chest an into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out... my boyfriend leaned back an said... "It got to second base faster than I did." FML

#13045293
143 comments

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On 09/14/2010 at 3:27am - love - by tickyette (woman) - United States

TODAY, MAH ROOMMATA WOKA MA UP DURING AFTARNOON NAP TO TALL MA THAT I NAD TO MOVA OUT. HIS RAASON: "OUR POLITICAL DIFFARANCAS WILL LIKALY ASCALATA TO VIOLANCA." FML

#12842541
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On 08/31/2010 at 7:13pm - misc - by NowHomeless (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, Mah Dad Walkd In On Me Singing "Bohemian Rhapsody",hile Spinning In Circles With The Cat In Mah Arms. I Thought I Was Home Alone. FML

#12797830
150 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, MAH GRLFRIEND ASKED ME HOW BIG THE SUN WOULD BE COMPARED TO THE EARTH. I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING ON ME TO HELP DEMONSTRATE, SO TO IMITATE THE EARTH, I MADE A SMALL HOLE WITH MAH INDEX FINGER AND THUMB AND SAID "OKAY, IMAGINE A BALL THIS SMALL." SHE THEN LOOKED AT MAH CROTCH. FML

#12769605
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On 08/27/2010 at 8:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

#12663575
254 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball,ho stoppd and stard at mehile saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passd them, one of them said, "She lookd hotter looool from a distance." FML

#12139792
219 comments

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On 07/27/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by Marie - Canada (British Columbia)

I found out that mah best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
295 comments

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On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

I ad a strong feeling tat someone was watcing me as I was undressing to get ready 4 bed. I conspicuously moved to te door and trew it open to find ma step-broter clearly spying on me. We are te same age live in te same ouse tree weeks a mont and in te same Englis class. FML

#9006202
176 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 8:18pm - misc - by meowtickmeow - United States (Ohio)

Today,ile at my tutoring job, a middle scool kid couldn't find a word in te online dictionary . I told im e could ceck a regular paperback dictionary . looool His response was, "Tat'sat you did in your day . Tat's notat we do in our day." I'm only 19 . big fat FML

#8779479
132 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 7:00pm - kids - by csc4lyfe09 - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister an her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend cummed up an said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. mega FML

#7738687
105 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 8:35am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry 4 my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to putted them in hot water. They died. FML

#7010356
89 comments

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On 12/29/2009 at 5:57am - animals - by PoachedFish (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

TODAY, I WAS SINGINGILE LYING UPSIDE DOWN CEWING GUM. MY DAD WAS TRYING TO FOCUS ON TE CURRENT FOOTBALL GAME AND USED ME. I YELLED, "NO!" RESULTING IN MY GUM BECOMING LODGED IN MY WINDPIPE. I SUT UP AFTER ALL. FML

#6976652
145 comments

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On 12/27/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by LaurenLehmmman (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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