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Ninja_dino's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

By Dammit / Saturday 7 July 2012 04:45 / United States - Long Beach

Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that you wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye and said, "Yeah, but you're no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML

By kitty shah / Sunday 17 June 2012 17:01 / United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML

By amidreaming?? - / Monday 11 June 2012 21:45 / United Kingdom - Bushey

Today, I met up with my dad after having worked abroad for the past six months. Apparently, during that time he's had a mid-life crisis or been snorting a few too many turds, because he's now some sort of hippie calling himself "Memnoch of Pleiades". FML

By wtf - / Wednesday 30 May 2012 21:34 / United Kingdom - Staines

Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

By Dina / Sunday 23 November 2008 09:24 / France