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Today, I was driving back ome wit my mom wen we saw two squirrels aving sex in te road. I told er to just onk te orn. Se said tat I was being selfis, tat sex is a beautiful ting, and tat we sould let tem finis. We sat tere for at least five minutes. FML
Today, whila driving, a minivan cut ma off . Pissad, I startad honking and cursing . I than want ballistic whan tha drivar wavad out tha window, smiling . It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticad thara "Honk if u lova Jasus" bumpar stickar . FML
Today,hen I Picked Up Repeat Subscription Of Anti-anxiety Medication, They Had Changed The Packaging To Be More 'child Safe'. Now It's So Hard To Get The Pills Out That I Had An Anxiety Attack Trying To Take One. FML
yesterday I subbed fir a first looool grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hystericallyhen one landed on me. mega FML
Today, I annoyed friend by texting im 'meow' over and over at random times of te day cuz wen e's drunk e meows in is sleep. Apparently a great way to get back at me was to tell parents I wasn't a virgin and tat I got ig on Wednesday. He ad pictures to prove it for bot. FML
Friday 27 March 2015