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Today , I noticed mah hidden porn folder on mah laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with mah teenage daughter , and no one else. FML

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On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was driving back ome wit my mom wen we saw two squirrels aving sex in te road. I told er to just onk te orn. Se said tat I was being selfis, tat sex is a beautiful ting, and tat we sould let tem finis. We sat tere for at least five minutes. FML

#16287224
141 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, whila driving, a minivan cut ma off . Pissad, I startad honking and cursing . I than want ballistic whan tha drivar wavad out tha window, smiling . It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticad thara "Honk if u lova Jasus" bumpar stickar . FML

#16263941
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On 05/20/2011 at 6:07am - misc - by Max Flynn -

TODAY, I WOKE UP FACE-DOWN IN MY GRANDFATHER'S DRIVEWAY, SOAKING WET WITH NO PANTS, GLITTER IN MY HAIR, AND HOLDING AN EMPTY SKIPPY PEANUT BUTTER JAR!! NO ONE WILL TELL ME WAT HAPPENED!! FML

#16258570
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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236
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On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking!! He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted!! FML

#15748072
104 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by ILiveWithMorons (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut !! FML

#15738282
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On 04/11/2011 at 9:16am - intimacy - by CheeseyPotatoes (woman) - United States (Florida)

looool Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time e does te dises. Every dis in te ouse as been wased tree times already. FML

#15718627
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On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today,hen I Picked Up Repeat Subscription Of Anti-anxiety Medication, They Had Changed The Packaging To Be More 'child Safe'. Now It's So Hard To Get The Pills Out That I Had An Anxiety Attack Trying To Take One. FML

#15706489
204 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 8:53am - health - by VoiceMail (man) - Australia (Queensland)

yesterday I subbed fir a first looool grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hystericallyhen one landed on me. mega FML

#15661118
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On 04/06/2011 at 2:22am - animals - by mottephobe - United States (Utah)

Today... I told crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an... "Aww... I'm sorry." an a pity hug.

#15560362
170 comments

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On 03/30/2011 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today... I told crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an... "Aww... I'm sorry." an a pity hug.

#15560362
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On 03/30/2011 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I annoyed friend by texting im 'meow' over and over at random times of te day cuz wen e's drunk e meows in is sleep. Apparently a great way to get back at me was to tell parents I wasn't a virgin and tat I got ig on Wednesday. He ad pictures to prove it for bot. FML

#15442777
175 comments

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On 03/23/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by Fcuked (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, mah wife created a "Points Reward" system fir the privilege of sex. 10 points fir doing the dishes, 20 fir the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

#15430260
699 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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