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nightfire2258
  • Town/Country : Texas, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 June 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 345
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About nightfire2258 : I'm just another college student getting by on caffeine infusions and ramen noodles. I guess I describe myself as an adrenaline junkie of sorts. Some of the things I enjoy are sports, drag racing, sky diving, and animals. It is my goal to one day clone and domesticate a Velociraptor. I shall name him Jimmy and we will go on daily walks with the sole intent to scare the shit out of people. Plus it will be bad ass teaching him to fetch! On the rare occasions I have down time, I enjoy reading or pwning some noobs on XBL (GT: Firenighthawk). If the information that I have provided proves to be insufficient, please feel free to message me. Have a wonderful day!

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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On 10/26/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by Darcy (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

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On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)



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