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About nightfire2258 : I'm just another college student getting by on caffeine infusions and ramen noodles. I hope to one day clone and domesticate a Velociraptor. His name will be Jimmy and we will go on daily walks with the sole intent of scaring the crap out of people. Plus it will be awesome playing fetch! (For future reference: No I have not seen your beloved pet and/or loved one!) On the rare occasions I have down time, I enjoy reading, watching a good movie/show, or hanging out with friends. Yes my picture is intentionally blurry. It adds mystery and keeps the stalkers at bay. If I said something to offend and/or agitate you, please fill out the usual paperwork and submit your grievance to receive a complimentary box of imaginary tissues! If the information that I have provided is insufficient and you are not a psychopathic serial killing stalker, please feel free to message me.
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Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML
Today, I came home from work to fine that my grlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
yesterday it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus bered" and gone out asking 4 donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ!! I've been trying and failing to get a job 4 2 yeres, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots!! FML
Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-grlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML
TODAY, MAH SOON TO BE MOTHER-IN-LAW SENT OUT THE INVITATIONS SHE MADE FOR MAH WEDDING. ON THEM, IT SAYS "YOU R INVITD TO THIS 'SPECIAL' EVENT". IN THE SAME WAY, I'M REFERRD TO AS "SPECIAL", AN MAH NAME IS MISSPELLD. HINT TAKEN, YOU BITCH. FML
Today , mah cousin asked me wat it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized , then asked me wat it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he , a 10 year old kid , had reduced me , a 26 year old woman , to tears. FML
Today.. . my brother tried to give my dog a walk by attaching an RC helicopter to the leash and following himhile flying it . He broke the RC helicopterhich cost 300 dollars.. . and we had to serech fir the dog fir 3 hours . FML
Today mah wrists were looool hurting really bad while working the production line!! I was told to let mah supervisor know so he can help accommodate it!! Both supervisors respondd by ending mah employment there to make sure I don't suffer long term damage!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015