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Today, at work, I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. FML

#17757588 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (8840) - you deserved it (558)

On 09/16/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Help - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

#17753266 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (27335) - you deserved it (16140)

On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717 (213)

I agree, your life sucks (21282) - you deserved it (8032)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

#17691004 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (28045) - you deserved it (2321)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065 (303)

I agree, your life sucks (25824) - you deserved it (6968)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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