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  • Town/Country : Christchurch, New Zealand
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2541
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About newzealand : I'm Mike, I generally only comment when I'm drunk.. Which unfortunately means I cringe reading the comments I write sometimes.
I'm heading to Canada and North America in June for two and a half months, so let me know if you've got places to recommend!! :)
Can't wait to party and get ruckus with some crazy Americans!!
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Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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