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  • Town/Country : Christchurch , New Zealand
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 May 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2282
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About newzealand : I'm Mike, keen to travel and meet interesting new people.
So send me a message if you want a NZ contact, or if you're from America or Canada and feel like being my tour guide next summer haha :D
Bring on cheap alcohol and twinkies!!

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Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (655754) - you deserved it (48802)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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