About newzealand : Hi I'm Mike.
feel free to message, keen on making contacts in america as I'm hoping to travel there next year :D
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 6:09am - love - by Crashburn (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
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On 06/22/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by ifmlftw - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML
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On 06/11/2011 at 6:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML
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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -
Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -
Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -
Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -
Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -
Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -
Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML
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On 04/12/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ihaveahome (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)
Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML
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Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
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On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML
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On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was in science class studying dead insects for biology. After packing away the jars, I noticed a red-back spider on the bench. Thinking it was missing from a jar, I picked it up. It wasn't missing. It was alive. FML
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On 02/17/2011 at 5:39am - animals - by shaunaaa (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
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