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Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML

#16357497
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32895) - you deserved it (3082)

On 05/26/2011 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109541) - you deserved it (6565) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, my Dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

#14998029
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On 02/16/2011 at 12:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I got pulled over for a traffic violation. Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent. The officer then asked me a question in perfect French. I got a ticket. FML

#14705471
107 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by nmaidkieavg -

Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML

#14654944
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25144) - you deserved it (4569)

On 01/20/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by neverhavingkids (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML

#14654944
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25144) - you deserved it (4569)

On 01/20/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by neverhavingkids (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression for saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' for new ideas each afternoon. FML

#14646268
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21813) - you deserved it (2823)

On 01/20/2011 at 1:01am - intimacy - by welly223 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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