About Nephilim241
31/M/Biker/IT Manager/London
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • Santa Claus

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  • I like your style

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  • The Mixer

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  • Socialite

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  • I moderated this!

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • 50 quality comments

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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • Going for gold

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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  • The return of the thumb

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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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  • YDI Master

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  • Judgmental

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    17%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • Tweet, tweet

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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • I liked to the power of 20

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  • I’m your new creative director

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  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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Nephilim241's favorite FMLs

Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML

By Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina - / Saturday 1 June 2013 04:31 / United States - Garden Grove

Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML

By WTF - / Saturday 1 June 2013 04:03 / Canada - Calgary

Today, a woman drove through my house. She was texting and eating watermelon at the same time. I didn't know that was even possible, but now my house is condemned. FML

By Fitz - / Sunday 12 April 2009 13:53 / United States

Today, I found out the unionized cleaning people that empty the garbage and clean the toilets make $19/hr and have more paid time off than I do with my college degree. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 7 September 2013 04:37 / United States - West Hartford

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

By lifesucks0925 - / Friday 6 September 2013 07:01 / United States - Vallejo