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nephilim241
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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4764
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About nephilim241 : 31/M/Biker/IT Manager/London

nephilim241's page activity

Visits<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 11:51am<b>ananicosia</b> - the 09/05/2016 at 11:21am<b>missa8604</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 1:10pm<b>The_Unlucky1</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 11:46am<b>slapstick1982</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 2:35pm<b>2simz</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 3:55pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 9:43am<b>n_a_v_y</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 5:14am<b>anonymous0110902</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 7:09pm<b>Red_Ralph</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 7:04am<b>GrouchyKenna</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 11:33pm<b>aimeeowl</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 9:30pm<b>journeyboots</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 6:43pm<b>soccer555</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 1:22am<b>Ari3l</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 8:34pm<b>ProximityToDeath</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 3:15pm<b>0_0shortyy0_0</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 11:07pm<b>Vanessa_Leeann26</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 7:13pm

Fucked!<b>aimeeowl</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 3:13am<b>GrouchyKenna</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 4:50pm<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 12:17pm<b>W31rdG1rl</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 1:43pm<b>Soniarita</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 9:02am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 6:05am<b>LauraAnn33</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 4:06am<b>missa8604</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 12:08am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 6:21pm<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 2:25pm<b>KangarooRat</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 3:05am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 4:58pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 1:53pm<b>jillytc</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 2:59am<b>rachelpayne18</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 11:34pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 10:55pm

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nephilim241's favorite FMLs

Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML

by dasteve / 11/29/2011 at 12:45am / United States (Idaho) / Money

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

by reallyupset / 11/29/2011 at 12:14am / United States (New York) / Animals

Today, I called a friend of mine who was recently in an accident. She told me that the head trauma has caused her to lose all sense of smell and taste. To try and cheer her up, I suggested I take her out to lunch. FML

by MB / 11/28/2011 at 1:30am / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML

by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 12:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

by tramplily / 11/17/2011 at 12:43am / United States / Transportation

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

by steve-o / 11/02/2011 at 1:06am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

by MLGreco / 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm / United States / Kids

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

by MLGreco / 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm / United States / Kids

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

by Good sister / 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "weighing my testicles, you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer". I'm a girl. FML

by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 4:29am / Reserved / Health

Today, I had a blind date with a really cute guy. Just when I was about to invite him back to my place for a nightcap, he took out a catalog of Russian mail-order brides and asked for my help in picking out the best one. FML

by NotRussian / 10/03/2011 at 12:15am / United States / Love

Today, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around, telling me all about his medical history, and chasing after me when I got too far away. I couldn't get rid of him for hours. FML

by Anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 12:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML

by soapy / 10/01/2011 at 12:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML

by soapy / 10/01/2011 at 12:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

by Cantgetno / 09/20/2011 at 3:45am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy