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TODAY AT THE BEACH, MAH BOYFRIEND PICKD ME UP AND CARRID ME OVER HIS SHOULDER. I FELT MAH BIKINI TOP COME UNDONE IN THE PROCESS. I PANICKD AND PULLD DOWN ON HIS SHORTS. WE WERE FIND FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE. FML

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On 06/08/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, looool I was in a business meeting . I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to boss and a few other associates . Then a notification popped up in the middle of presentation reminding me that I needed to renew pornhub subscription . FML

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On 06/08/2012 at 7:58am - work - by WaffleMan (man) - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday during the early hours.. . I got hungry an went to grab something to eat . I entered the kitchen.. . only to see mah stark-naked dad sitting at the table.. . eating cereal an reading the paper . He just nodded at me an said.. . "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes . FML

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On 06/07/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Rohirus (man) - Sweden

Today, after a very painful mout surgery, I went ome to take a nap . Ten my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep . Wen I woke up, I was so ig from painkillers tat wen I saw te tissue, I tougt it was a gost . I screamed so loud I burst a stitc . FML

#19750023
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On 06/07/2012 at 2:12pm - health - by LaurenB (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, in a drunken state, I decided tat it would be a good idea to save wit a pizza cutter. FML

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On 06/07/2012 at 8:10am - health - by Darwin_Award_Winner (man) - United States (Texas)



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