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TODAY AT THE BEACH, MAH BOYFRIEND PICKD ME UP AND CARRID ME OVER HIS SHOULDER. I FELT MAH BIKINI TOP COME UNDONE IN THE PROCESS. I PANICKD AND PULLD DOWN ON HIS SHORTS. WE WERE FIND FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE. FML
Today, looool I was in a business meeting . I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to boss and a few other associates . Then a notification popped up in the middle of presentation reminding me that I needed to renew pornhub subscription . FML
yesterday during the early hours.. . I got hungry an went to grab something to eat . I entered the kitchen.. . only to see mah stark-naked dad sitting at the table.. . eating cereal an reading the paper . He just nodded at me an said.. . "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes . FML
Today, after a very painful mout surgery, I went ome to take a nap . Ten my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep . Wen I woke up, I was so ig from painkillers tat wen I saw te tissue, I tougt it was a gost . I screamed so loud I burst a stitc . FML
Friday 27 March 2015