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About nahgemoohc : We are stars
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Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML
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On 12/30/2011 at 12:38am - work - by Ashton Sprunger - United States
Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML
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On 12/29/2011 at 10:48am - health - by OH COME ON (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML
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On 12/29/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by dontpeeonmenxtime (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 5:32pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I experienced the most intense pain I have ever had in my life. I was eating blueberries when my sister made a comment which sent me into hysterics. The force of having a bullet-like berry violently shoot out your nostril is more painful than it sounds. FML
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On 12/26/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
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On 12/25/2011 at 2:28am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by ThinZ (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 1:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)
Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States
Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
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