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n3rdzgotskillz
  • Town/Country : Huddersfield, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 April 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1442
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About n3rdzgotskillz : i'm olivia, and apparently my life doesn't suck enough for me to get any of my FMLs posted. still unsure if i'm gutted or relatively proud.

if anyone fancies a chat, i'll happily reply to any messages! x

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Today, I went to visit my parents. My dad went on a religious tirade, my mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, and told mum to 'go to her room and pray'. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25947) - you deserved it (2172)

On 09/13/2009 at 8:42am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

#4882481 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (52119) - you deserved it (11878)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML

#4623862 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (32882) - you deserved it (7007)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:47am - health - by Ahhwtf (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML

#4501918 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (36852) - you deserved it (8743)

On 08/13/2009 at 2:17pm - misc - by fearofzombies (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML

#4426507 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (50866) - you deserved it (6109)

On 08/10/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, when I was walking in to the grocery store, a van pulls up and a bunch of guys get out who look really drunk. I jokingly said to the sober-looking man who had driven the van "Sucks you have to be the designated driver!" Turns out the "Drunk" guys were actually mentally challenged. FML

#1178108 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (9885) - you deserved it (45542)

On 04/20/2009 at 11:14pm - misc - by dummy441 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792 (843)

I agree, your life sucks (228745) - you deserved it (19506)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62320) - you deserved it (2889)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)