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Today, I went to a new deli in town. While waiting in line, I hadn't made up my mind on what to order, so I let the guy behind me go instead. Turns out he was the hundredth customer, and they gave him his lunch for free. FML

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On 04/08/2012 at 1:18pm - money - by kirsty - Canada (Alberta)

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

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On 04/08/2012 at 5:16am - love - by claudio117 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

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On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my patient had her call bell on. When I went to see what she needed, she replied that she was very itchy and could not reach to scratch the itch. I basically got called in to scratch my patient's crotch. FML

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On 04/06/2012 at 2:15am - work - by akasha (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML

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On 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by tatatest (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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On 03/29/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by LassieToe (woman) - Australia

Today, my grandfather proudly informed me that the dump he'd just took looked like a tiger claw. He announced this during dinner, and told us not to flush it until he could take a picture. FML

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On 03/29/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by a - United States

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

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On 03/25/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by BookBabe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML

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On 03/24/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by SG - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

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On 03/23/2012 at 3:39am - love - by Hana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML

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On 03/22/2012 at 2:00pm - misc - by busfail - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

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On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

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183 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

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On 03/20/2012 at 6:33pm - love - by anonymous - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, my dad informed me that my prom dress makes me look chubby from the side, gives me "back fat", and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking like that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML

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On 03/16/2012 at 3:13am - misc - by Winx - United States (Alaska)



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