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My3rdgenipodtouc's favorite FMLs

Today, while walking home, I really had to pee, so I decided to do my business in some high grass just off the street. When I got home, I felt an itch between my butt cheeks. I went to the bathroom to check it out, and a dead, apparently crushed spider fell out of my underwear. FML

By spiderwoman - / Sunday 4 November 2012 17:12 / Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I decided to use hand sanitizer to mask the smell of my armpits at work. Not only did it intensify the stench, my boss thinks I have a drinking problem, because I vaguely smelled of alcohol. I was too embarrassed to explain. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 8 September 2012 17:26 / Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

By sasquatch - / Saturday 8 September 2012 04:03 / United States - Katonah

Today, my grandparents took me out for dinner for my birthday. After singing, "Happy birthday dear..." they froze. I had to say my own name because they'd forgotten it. FML

By holymoly / Wednesday 5 September 2012 06:12 / Canada - Calgary

Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML

By mfnfhdjdjddjsjfn / Monday 3 September 2012 08:39 / Australia - Sydney