This member hasn't filled in the description.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23268) - you deserved it (2170)
On 06/19/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by lisahb - United States (Michigan)
Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23268) - you deserved it (2170)
On 06/19/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by lisahb - United States (Michigan)
Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7766) - you deserved it (34261)
On 06/19/2012 at 1:20pm - work - by hc11bmd (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
I agree, your life sucks (33859) - you deserved it (2725)
On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
I agree, your life sucks (8624) - you deserved it (23809)
On 06/18/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States
Today, I was at work when a co-worker decided it would be funny to email me from my boss's computer to tell me I had been laid off. It wasn't funny when I was fired for real after "skipping work without giving notice." FML
I agree, your life sucks (23845) - you deserved it (1457)
On 06/18/2012 at 12:39am - work - by Adam Jensen - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22624) - you deserved it (3287)
On 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by Rosie (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
I agree, your life sucks (21989) - you deserved it (1389)
On 06/12/2012 at 1:29am - health - by fmmmmlll (woman) - United States
Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML
I agree, your life sucks (43222) - you deserved it (2315)
On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States
Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13846) - you deserved it (43643)
On 06/09/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by k - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27666) - you deserved it (2575)
On 06/08/2012 at 9:26am - intimacy - by unamyous - United States (California)
Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9962) - you deserved it (31339)
On 06/08/2012 at 7:58am - work - by WaffleMan (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14436) - you deserved it (29437)
On 06/07/2012 at 1:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24756) - you deserved it (2157)
On 06/04/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by whattheheck - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (29341) - you deserved it (2413)
On 06/03/2012 at 10:21am - love - by Matt - Australia (Victoria)
Monday 20 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
