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About munzapoppa : Human beings are meaning-seeking creatures; we crave narratives that have a beginning and an end - something that we rarely encounter in everyday life. Stories give coherence to the confusion of our experience.

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Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20314) - you deserved it (52366)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML


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On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

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