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Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Luke - United States (Virginia)
Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML
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On 10/25/2011 at 2:46pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 1:15am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while standing in line at the video store, I happen to notice a very hot young girl on the TV screen, and mentioned to my friend that I'd "hit that." I was immediately punched by the girl in front of me. Seems the hot girl on TV was her on a security monitor. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by helpless_soul - United States
Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML
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Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
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On 08/22/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by rene - United States (Texas)
Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 1:29pm - love - by MrOh - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)
Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML
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On 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by OhDeary (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that after he gets off work, he can find me in his room wearing something sexy. He responded with, "Please don't touch anything." FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by Elizabeth (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
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