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ms_uruz7
  • Town/Country : auckland, new zealand
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 July 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2030
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59620) - you deserved it (5143)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (266467) - you deserved it (23310)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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