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ms_uruz7
  • Town/Country : auckland, new zealand
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 July 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1428
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9039) - you deserved it (55715)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

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On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction ? She vomited. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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