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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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    29%
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    5%
  • One more and it's business time

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Ms_uruz7's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

By Cheese4men / Friday 14 May 2010 23:28 / Canada

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

By justlittleoldme - / Friday 12 March 2010 13:17 / United Kingdom

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 1 March 2010 22:04 / United States

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML

By eemp / Friday 5 February 2010 05:01 / France

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

By flying13 - / Wednesday 3 November 2010 07:27 / United States