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Today , I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stoppd by me. While the parents were fixing the strap , the baby lookd at me , gaspd , lookd at me again , gaspd , and then screamd. Ten minutes later , another baby lookd at me and screamd. My face scares babies. mega FML
Today, I took mah 8 year old nephew to Laser Tag fir his birthday party. I reluctantly was forced into playing one game. Apparently, no one explained the rules to one child and instead of 'shooting me with his laser pointer, he kicked me straight in the balls. FML
today aftar raading a sign at tha airport, my 6-yaar-old son thought it would ba funny to yall, ( Daddy's got a bomb! ) Airport sacurity than tacklad ma to tha ground. Oh, and I missad my flight and my mothar's birthday. FML
Today, mah boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed mah stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today,hile taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains . The shadow turnd out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub . I ran out of the bathroom screaming and nakd . My little sister cummd to mah door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML
Friday 27 March 2015