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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 July 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2797
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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a really hot guy smackd my ass . I fartd . FML

#8751188
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44746) - you deserved it (9855)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stoppd by me. While the parents were fixing the strap , the baby lookd at me , gaspd , lookd at me again , gaspd , and then screamd. Ten minutes later , another baby lookd at me and screamd. My face scares babies. mega FML

#8488357
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30398) - you deserved it (3731)

On 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Scaryman (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "tat's wat se said" after a grl in my class said, "pus a little arder" wile disecting a frog. FML

#7894652
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28758) - you deserved it (23803)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by eemp - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I WAS WALKING BY A POND WHEN I SAW A SMALL FROG. I DECIDD TO CATCH IT TO GET A CLOSE LOOK. AFTER I PICKD IT UP, I REALIZD THAT IT WAS NOT A FROG. IT WAS DOG SHIT SHAPD LIKE A FROG. MEGA FML

#7776158
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11860) - you deserved it (34166)

On 02/01/2010 at 9:34am - animals - by adad - Sent from mobile version

my boyfriend admitted that he'd lyk to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

#7753235
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27117) - you deserved it (4322)

On 01/31/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by JK (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took mah 8 year old nephew to Laser Tag fir his birthday party. I reluctantly was forced into playing one game. Apparently, no one explained the rules to one child and instead of 'shooting me with his laser pointer, he kicked me straight in the balls. FML

#7694418
81 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 12:40am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

today aftar raading a sign at tha airport, my 6-yaar-old son thought it would ba funny to yall, ( Daddy's got a bomb! ) Airport sacurity than tacklad ma to tha ground. Oh, and I missad my flight and my mothar's birthday. FML

#7541135
77 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

#7275628
194 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 8:25am - love - by krisx3ftw (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorn with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walkd up to me read mah shirt then punchd looool me in the balls. FML

#7227808
102 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by squirrel (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I HAD THA SUDDAN URGA TO SNAAZA AS I WAS WIPING MY ASS!! OUT OF INSTINCT, I USD MY HAND TO COVAR MY MOUTH!! I NAVAR LAT GO OF THA TOILAT PAPAR!! FML

#7217520
186 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I slippad on a patch of ica an fall. I would hava fallan straight onto my ass, but thankfully my tasticlas broka my fall. FML

#7143279
136 comments

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On 01/04/2010 at 8:34am - health - by Soresack (man) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I WAS TRYING TO SEE HOW FAR I COULD GET AWAY FROM THE TOILETHILE PISSING. INSTEAD I TRIPPED OVER BACKWARDS AND PISSED ALL OVER FACE. REAL FML

#7101810
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7927) - you deserved it (67960)

On 01/02/2010 at 8:41am - misc - by pissfaced (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed mah stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

#7059042
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38078) - you deserved it (17689)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by pottypattypeepants (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today,hile taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains . The shadow turnd out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub . I ran out of the bathroom screaming and nakd . My little sister cummd to mah door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

#6712676
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12233) - you deserved it (37738)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school!! Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

#6712384
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14549) - you deserved it (35885)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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